


4 minutes of white people problems set to a xylophone
4 minutes try a whole hour
(via horhorhorchata)

zuky:
Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
starring helena bonham carter as johnny depp
Co-starring Johnny Depp as Helena Bonham Carter.
(via batabinkosye)


no i don’t wear glasses because i think they’re cute i wear glasses because im fucking blind
(Source: hyacin-th, via wishedxforxme)
i had $54.
i could either…
- pay my $54 phone bill or
- i could spend $1 dollar on a watermelon arizona and get my phone turned off until tomorrow when i have another dollar.
(via icantsweatoutthisfever)
