unfortunately-i:

jankyass:

4 minutes of white people problems set to a xylophone

4 minutes try a whole hour

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zuky:

mishachu:

funeralfrost:

Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.

starring helena bonham carter as johnny depp

Co-starring Johnny Depp as Helena Bonham Carter.

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no i don’t wear glasses because i think they’re cute i wear glasses because im fucking blind

(Source: hyacin-th, via wishedxforxme)

today, i was presented with a choice…

knewdrew:

i had $54.

i could either…

  • pay my $54 phone bill or
  • i could spend $1 dollar on a watermelon arizona and get my phone turned off until tomorrow when i have another dollar.

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  • Class is too quiet
  • Stomach: Ladies and gentlemen I shall play you the song of my people.